Howdy do, my name is April :)

chibiknightcrossing:

chibiknightcrossing:

current mood: tamagotchi after it poops

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if I ever commit a murder I’m blaming this post

I am a khaleesi of the Dothraki! I am the wife of the great khal and I carry his son inside me! The next time you raise a hand to me, will be the last time you have hands!

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

envyadams:

FRIENDS is actually an acronym for the names of the characters :)

Fhoebe

Rachel

bIng, Chandler

MonEca

NJoey

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RosS

trippy-hippy-daydreaming:

myanimalcrossingstory:

This week on My Strange Addiction:

Girl spends over 1,000 hours on a game to pay back an in game mortgage to a raccoon, She claims its to ‘relax’

That’s perfectly reasonable.

vinebox:

People so fake

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

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jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

svvitzerland:

when u find cheap clothes that make u look expensiveimage